A Dump Of Random Memes That Will Have You Laughing All Day

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    Photo caption - First year in job: Steamed blouse, blazer, nice pants, heels 5 years into that job: @bigkidproblems
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    Dragon - blue-moosen
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    Orange - Me when someone at work tries to raise their voice at me... I Light Up Try Me
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    Text - the fuckening When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shit finally goes down Ah, there it is, the fuckening.
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    Speech - When your supervisor acts extra nice to you in front of new employees FEUD @savageparamedics
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    Joint - TSA: Are you hiding anything? This machine sees everything. Me: No...? cosmoskyle Fear of commitment social anxiety lies I told 10 years ago
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    Product - No, Facebook, I just checked with my wife, and I may not know this person People You May Know X Ju
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    Text - Me: I won't let work get the best of me *3 minutes later* Me: I thought about quitting 15 times already
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    Face - Person: Awe, what's it like having a daughter who acts just like you? Me: @MOMOFIANDDONE Female fight clubs
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    Text - Me every night: "I'm gonna get up super early tomorrow and make myself look pretty." Me every morning arriving in work:
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    Dog - watching people eat while i wait outside for a table
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    Cat - When u live somewhere where the air hurts ur face and ur tryna figure out why u live where the air hurts your face
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    Text - Him: hey that was nice! I had a good time Me: me too! Can we see each other again? Him:
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    Companion dog - Last night: I'm definitely 100% waking up at 5 am tomorrow and going to the gym 9 am today: @tank.sinatra
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    Text - jesusthelastairbender: serving size: 4 yeah all 4 me
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    Text - useless homosexual @criedwolves i love the term "partner". are we dating? are we detectives on a case together? are we cowboys? are we cowboy detectives in a relationship? there's no bad answer 6:28 PM 5/18/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - zoey @zoeyoneohone If I had to describe my life in a movie scene it'd be the part in Elf when he gets hit by a taxi and then thanks them
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    Text - fellytones during a job interview if you get asked, "What are three words your friends would use to describe you?" just use some traits from ur hogwarts house but-ur-not-remus-lupin reblog to save a life glorious-spoon Hufflepuff: hardworking, loyal, responsible Ravenclaw: smart, curious, analytical Slytherin: enterprising, clever, creative Gryffindor: adventurous, confident, principled
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    Text - I always think I look friendly and approachable when really I look like this
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    Guinea pig - How I sleep knowing food is hella delicious and I get to eat more of it tomorrow...
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    Text - When you come home from a long day of bullshit and see your dog. phumor me pink Friend.
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    People - Me: "Purchases a toilet seat on Amazon Amazon for the next 4 weeks: i hear you like toilet seats"
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    Architecture - ELVISWEATHERCOCK
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    Hand - Every Halloween when I was a kid. Back To The Past KINGFISHER homeware 50 %A HEAVY DUTY DUSTBIN LINERS WARNING
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    Text - I'm done. I'm selling my kid on ebay. Don't be silly, you made him. Sell him on etsy!
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    Dog - Bad news: l accidentally washed a nice wool shirt that I really loved and it shrunk a LOT Good news:
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    Mason jar - TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT MY CATS SWEAR JAR WHEN I WASN'T ASKED JAR
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    Text - No girlfriend can do all three: - Not mention they're sweating - Not notice who you follow on Instagram - Not get stomach aches after every meal
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    Product - Me after replying "no problem at all" to something that is very much problem at all. O123RE 123RF 23RF 23R 123RF 123RF
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    Text - Bess Kalb @bessbell Here's everything I wish someone had told me before I gave birth - Get the zip-up pajamas, not the ones with snaps. Only buy pajamas with a zipper. - Do you like fastening 12 snaps at 4 in the morning in the dark? PJs with snaps are that. - Just zip pajamas. With a zipper. - Zi 9:48 PM 20 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Ladies what do we want? Meaningful friendships! More girl nights outs! REAL HUMAN CONNECTION! When do we want it? ...well this week isn't good... I can't do anything after 8pm on a work night... ... Let me check my calendar and get back to you...
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    Text - Elena Lifewaster Jr. @eluna333 The worst thing about depression is that knowing 150 years ago my treatment would have been vibrators and heroin. 5:41 PM 21 Aug 18
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    Forehead - Sometimes when I wipe,
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    Text - dayton daytonw My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting 258K 9:48 PM - Jan 31, 2019
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    Yellow - Craig Mac Ádaidh @Craigadd I'm trying, bin. I'm trying. DO NOT BREAKDOWN 49K 12:45 AM - Apr 29, 2019
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    Text - @ROUNDTHEBEND Do people who go to Dubai actually enjoy going to Dubai or do they just go to Dubai to tell everyone they're in Dubai? It looks fucking shite
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    Cat - are you excited for Hallowe-" me:
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    Tree - I'm a credit card because l'm always being used or denied USAA 1738-420-6169 VAu T 0O1/17 TITUS C.ADKISON VISA
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    Design - Sophisticated with a hint of slutty. communistbakery: my aesthetic
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    Text - sensenoi There are only four Irish folk songs: 1. I had too much to drink and I regret nothing 2. I met a fair bonny lass and she was bonny and fair 3. We will fight the British for ever and ever and ever and ever and 4. I have left Ireland and I shall never be happy again sarcasm-is-my-form-of-attack 5. Those fucking faeries
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    Text - Sarah Guzzardo @MsSarahGuzzardo What was my favorite "reaction gif" as a child? Oh Timmy no. When I was your age we had to respond in person, immediately, and we had only three choices-tiny violin, slow clap or jerk off motion. That's it. 3 choices. You made the call and you made it fast.
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    Text - Peter @OkigboXL PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear.
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    Text - What i see when passing a mirror after my 9th Tequila shot
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    Pink - Me: you're not a baby Her: am baby
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    Text - rumen @kngarou My car keeps doing that thing where l get in it and sud denly I'm at the McDonald's drive-thru
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    Text - satanhaus you ever catch yourself being really emo and you're like lol calm the fuck down gerard way this isn't 2004 pull yourself together
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    Text - "It costs nothing to be kind" Some days it costs me my fucking sanity, Janet
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    Cartoon - CHUCK? THAT'S JUST WRONG HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. WHEN STORES START SELLING CHRISTMAS STUFF IN OCTOBER, THEY GOTTA EXPECT A FEW ZOMBIES IN THE MANGER SA AIM FOR THEIR HEADS BABY JESUS! SALE! -briaN SHOEBOYPLOG COM
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    Font - BEING MARRIED IS LIKE HAVING A BEST FRIEND WHO DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING YOU SA.
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    Text - Body Type: works out but definitely says yes to tacos
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    Text - If l ever get taken out by a serial killer, please know I died doing what I loved: learning too much about serial killers.
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    Text - Person: Do you remember that part in Harry Potter where... Me: I remember every part, go on.
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    Cartoon - nintinder
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    Speech - SHUT NT o EXPENSIVETHEORYTUMBLR
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    Text - LTE 7570 i (326) 650-07 Text Message Today 10:20 AM Today is April birthday. Reply to post a wish on her Timeline or reply with 1 to post "Happy Birthday!" Stop texting me I don't give a fuck Q Search Jonathan Hunter April 1 hr Stop texting me l don't give a fuck Like Comment Be the first person to like this. April Excuse me what? Just now Like Reply
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    Mammal - Have you seen this dog? www WYAZ www I have now VAM I have now I have now I have now T have now I have now I have now SALAA WAAVAY
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    Animated cartoon - Clifford Fucking Launches A Cat SCHOLASTIC
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    Comics - CPR Instructions pleatedens CНЕCK TO SEE IF NIPPLES ARE HARD 1 BLAME SOMEONE The victim is hurt. Use your finger to assign blame. Shame the person until YOU did this! If not, rub forehead until proper nipple tension is achieved. adequately guilty. APPLY CAPRI-SUN STRAW TO NECK This is important. Just do it. (3 KISS SENSUALLY The victim is unconscious Now's your chance! Optional: squeeze Capri-Sun liquid into victim's mouth. The flavor explosion may revive him. PICTURE LIFE TOGETHER 5USE
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    Mammal
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    Face - When you getting roasted and got no comebacks so the only thing you can do is mock their laugh
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    Nose - Myfriend told the ladyat McDonalds t'sStephen, with aphP Phteven 216 Thank You Eor Choosing PHTEVEN
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    Dinosaur - FURA FIC FARK ifynny.co
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    Photograph - Bert suddenly realizes that his new friend didn't say that he hated juice.
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    Face - So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app And for some reason it wouldn't recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture So we tried it from a different angle and ВOMB FACE App Store I was really confused and kind of offended at what it'd done to my face BUT THEN
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    Facial expression - When you are drunk at a party and you pass a mirror...
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    Stuffed toy
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    Text - Left At London @LeftAtLondon when youre hiding some clemson behind ur back and somebody asks to see it What CLEMSON $7,400
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    Art - WHY DONT YOU PAINT A PICTURE? ITLLLAST LONGER.
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    Costume - No matter how fastI run... I cannot run away from the pain...
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    Adaptation - oo0 AT&T Wi-Fi 36% 10:01 AM SUN r/funny u/mrmailbox 1y imgur My brother turned his head during a panoramic shot. t Share 1.3k 45.3k BEST COMMENTS LowAngleFetish Lover 1y http://peanutchuck.com/photos/2013/11/image- dump-11112013-002-595x700.jpg
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    Adventure game - Pardon Jesus you're in the way Excuse yau am the way
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    Technology - Quote From Man Stabbed www.khq.com "What are you gonna do, stab me?" WHL HD 11:01 67
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    Cartoon - Y SHAGGY THIS ISNT WEED
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    Text - dad did you forget to pick me upfrom School again WHO 15 TH1S
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    Photograph - 3 4 2 1 6 1. Troubles Master assassin and professional thief. Never turn your back on him 2. Dirk - Iron jaw and fastest hands on the planet. He will fuck you up 3. Hordor Super human strength. His whole vocabulary consists of one word, "Hordor" 4. Tina the Telepath Moves objects just by thinking about it. 5. Skeptical Sue - It is believed she can see into the souls of men and discern motives. 6. William Philosopher, poet, warrio....also gay 7. Radical Larry - This guy is all busine
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    Text - devipotato I'm watching a sports devipotato the sports did good devipotato oldroots Did the ball go fuck dude it sure did Source: devipotato
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    Fish - Where's my fuckin son
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    Rabbit - SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT MURDER
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    Comics - CALLDUTY3 16 ACIVISION www.pegi.ine YOU'RE FACING THE WRONG WAY DICKFACE! how doiquick scope
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    Forehead - urf that's a stupid fucking shin you don't surlyou've never sur ying little shit with your bullshit shirt fuck you
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    Animated cartoon - DIDNEY WORL? CLRkTCtt DIDNEY WORL ROFLEO
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    Text - When a girl rejects you just like your anxiety said she would "just like the simulations KLAND
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    Dog - DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside out the whole time* Son of a
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    Text - Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal try miss ball >kick goalie in the face try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!? >goalie is choking back tears
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    Vertebrate - boo ВBC Wow can yo not
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    Cat - Sirare you aware you are a cat? cutecatsho.com
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    Shih tzu - SHITTERS CLOGGED made on imgur
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    Child - FENGA PAPIT
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    Vertebrate - PEABNUT BUBBER
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    Dog - WE'VE EXAMINED YOUR STOOL SAMPLE AND IT WAS DELICIOUS made on imgur
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    Dog - ICANT FUCKING READ
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    Macaque
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    Child - 40 A INVISIBLE SWEET-ASS BLUES GUITAR SOLO
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    Cartoon - BAD NEWS, FRANK.. WE FORGOT TO BRING THE BALLOON! So? Do YOU SEE ANY POLICE AROUND? BALLOON FLIGHTS www.FACEBOOK.COM JEROOM.INC
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    Room - $0
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    Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED HEY IT'S-A THE MARIO BROS! MAMA, WHY-A You NEVER REMEMBER NAME? MY I'm-A SORRY GREEN MARIO VIA 9GAG.COM oD
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    Face - When you butt nut she suck fuck keep nuts
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    Llama - IZe

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